FUNNY DOGS

What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppy dogs.
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Q: What do you call a dog that's always on the phone?
A: A dial-mation.
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Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
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Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: Any kind of bloodhound!
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Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!
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During the local match, a spectator was surprised to see a dog walk onto the pitch and start pitching, eventually striking out the other all star team, and scoring two home runs.'That's incredible!' he exclaimed to the man next to him.'Yes,' he said, 'but he's a terrible disappointment to his parents. They wanted him to be a footballer.'