FUNNY DOGS

Why are dogs such bad dancers? They have two left feet.
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What's the difference between dogs and fleas?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
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What do you get if you cross a beetle with an australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer?
A computer with lots of bites.
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What do you do if a dog swallows your pen?
Use a pencil instead.
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What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog.
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"I've lost my dog!"
"Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?"
"Don't be silly, he can't read!