How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border
Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Rottweiler:
Make me! Lab:
Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Jack
Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls. Cocker
Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Mastiff:
Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark... Doberman:
While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch. Boxer:
Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there! Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb? Australian
Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time
he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Golden
Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb? Basset
Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
