A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window,
stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be
good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity
Employer."A
short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and
went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked
over to the sign, looked at it and whined.Getting the idea, the receptionist
got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised,
to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into
the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.The
manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able
to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded
to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to
the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.The manager
was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have to be
good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the
computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that
worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog
and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have
some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job."
The
dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the
sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager
said "yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."The
dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow'
